Christmas and the Pope Suck

Yesterday was Christmas and although it was not white, it was beautiful out because the temperature was not below livable conditions and the sun was shining brightly the whole day. We had dinner at Abena's and played Taboo. Fun times. However, I have decided that I officially hate Christmas. Not because of any religious reason. And not because it has lost its meaning either. But because it's a holiday. Why, oh why, do people like holidays so much? Everything closes for Christmas and the damn bus and train run on "Sunday schedule" so the few things that are open can't be reached. So if you don't really have anything to do, you must sit and watch one episode after another of Real Housewives to kill the time. So, overall, Christmas sucks. Kind of like New Years, Easter etc. but more so because more places are closed for Christmas than for any other holiday.

Also, this past week Benedict that senile idiot was allowed to talk again and once more he has been spewing rubbish in between his incoherent stutters. This time he's calling on humanity to protect against "destruction of himself", and describes the urgent need to save ourselves from homosexual acts likening the struggle to saving the environment and endangered species. This is of course based on the idea that a man and a woman procreate, but two men or two women don't. The idiot forgot to mention how he plans to save humanity from Catholic priests who not only REFUSE to procreate, but spend their sexually deprived lives touching little boys in their naughty areas. Why do people like this live so long?

My favorite article on the issue can be found here: http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/?c=117&a=1608

I'll also copy and paste it below. Some lols for the hols:

Pope 'Spreading Fear' of Catholic Priests
December 24th, 2008
by Alexander VI

ROME - Italy - The Pope has been condemned by his own clergy for arguing that mankind needed protection from homosexual paedophile Catholic priests much as the rainforest needed protecting from environmental damage.

They usually prey on unsuspecting choir boys in the vestry, they are well known for grooming young boys with sweets and promises of Jesus' penance.

Yes, the Catholic priests who have vowed celibacy are a threat to the worlds church congregations and must be stamped out.

"Buggery has been a tradition that the church has closely guarded for many centuries. It is strange that the Pope seems to be railing against this Catholic tradition. Catholic priests are some of the most perverse, debased individuals on this planet. I have seen some of the most degenerate deviants tremble in fear when in the presence of a Catholic priest, because they know that they are nothing compared to the priest in abhorrent deviancy," a Vatican source told the World Priests Federation Newspaper.

The Rev Felcher Arbuthnot, vicar of St Felchinton’s Church in Putney, southwest London, and founder of the pro-Catholic Priest Inclusive Church movement, said: “I am extremely disappointed. This is not much of a Christmas message. This will not change anyone’s mind. Homosexuality, paedophilia, buggery and debauchery are a church tradition which has lived on for thousands of years.”

The pope who was a member of the Hitler Jugend brigade when he was a child, is well known for conducting dark rituals within the catacombs deep under the Vatican.

"Obviously the Pope is trying to change the image of the Catholic church as a cesspit of base perverse behaviour to one of a more civilised image. I'm not sure whether this PR stunt will work. I mean look at his face. It's a picture of evil and satanic debauchery that brings fear into everything it gazes upon," Max Clitford told the Sun newspaper.

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